Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Cinco de Uh-oh

I seriously overdid it last night.

A good friend was visiting from out of town. She knows I hate going to bars, so she asked a bunch of us over to her parents' house (where she was staying) to have some Cinco de Mayo celebrating and catching up.

I planned to indulge a little. Have a couple of drinks, some good food, etc., without feeling guilty. This morning, I don't feel guilty. Not one bit. That's because the only feeling I can muster right now is OhmyGodI'mgonnadie.

I ate so much food it was unbelievable. Embarrassing. Tons of chips and salsa, guacamole, tortilla soup, chocolate chip cookies, margaritas, and beer. Nothing I ate is that bad if you just have a small bit. But the fact is, I had 4 chocolate chip cookies, and they weren't small. The Cookie Monster has nothing on me, people. He's an amateur. I estimate I consumed roughly one avocado tree and one tortilla chip factory.

The other people who were there hadn't seen me in a while, and my weight loss was definitely noticed. However, when they saw how much food and drink I put away, I saw a few of them mentally scratching their heads. How can she eat so much and still lose that kind of weight? Well, the out-of-control behavior I exhibited last night was not something I'm proud of, nor do I intend to repeat it any time soon.

Now, because of my apparent inability to control myself, I've spent the entire morning evacuating an entire Mariachi band from my intestines. Ole!


Julie said...


mongolove said...

LMAO!!!! You ARE funny!

lstumpo said...

You cracks my shit up!! Unfortunately I think I ate more than you..

The Lady of Things Forgotten said...

Now I want an avocado.

marla said...

Morgan, you rock! You are so humble & inspiring. I didn't know you hit the big 100lb weight loss. You didn't even say a word. Of course its so obvious by looking at you.

BTW neat blog :)