Wednesday, April 23, 2008

We were on a break!

Like yesterday and the day before, I wanted to eat lots of bad stuff today. At my job, there's a big glass jar full of miniature Hershey's candy bars. Each one is about 40 big deal...but I made a promise to myself that I'd stick to the plan today.

I got on the treadmill and started my 4 mile run, but my body was telling me to slow down. I walked it instead. But hey, I still did 4 miles, so I'm fine with that. I broke a good sweat.

I've decided to ban myself from TCBY for at least a couple weeks. Remember when I had the cereal addiction? This is very similar. I'm not trying to imply that I need to cut out all the treats I really enjoy. However, the amount of time I spend thinking about frozen yogurt is abnormal. Unhealthy. Fixationy.

So, TCBY and I are on a break for a while. When Ross and Rachel were on a break, he slept with the first bimbo who came his way. Perhaps there will be some new, hot-looking sweet treat wanting to hook up with me. TCBY will call me the next day, wanting to get back together, and then find out about my affair. We were on a break!

1 comment:

The Lady of Things Forgotten said...

But...doesn't this mean that eventually you'll end up with TCBY, even though Joey is clearly way more awesome? Um...I know you cast yourself as Ross, but I'm sorry. The awesomeness of your haircut makes you Rachel. I said it.